My SUMMERTIME!!!!

This is officially my summertime.
I have gotten more things this summer then I have any summer. I think.
Like today...Me and my fam were doing stuff, why the heck is it so hot anyways?
Oh yeah forgot, it's called the sun.
A-DUH..
Anyways!
I have gotten a lot of stuff because I guess I'm manipulative or something.
Today we went to this thrift store type place(not sure what it was) and we 'looked around.'
I found a cane and was I was walking around with it and I knocked myself in the head and then a few times in the foot.
Then I REALLY needed that stupid piece of shet cane. I was slinging it around and I about killed someone probably. I passed this rack of clothes and I saw this pink t-shirt.
I pulled it out and gasped..."OMG!! Taking Back Sunday!!!!!!!!! Mom!! LOOK at this shirt!!"
Yeah that was me.
I eventually convinced my mom to get it for me and I am wearing it right now.
I kept saying. "It's a SIGN MOM!! I swear it's a SIGN!!"
I don't usually say things are signs I was just mocking my big sister because she says that sevens and the color blue are her signs.
When my mom asked what the sign was I said, "Ummm...It means I will someday see a concert with them in it."
And something happened because she TOTALLY got me the shirt.As you already know.
Later...

What the frick is wrong with people??

Yeah...um...frick is my word. If you freaks take it I will nail you to the wall.
Haha. Just kidding!
What did you think? That i was serious?
Pssh. I'm never serious.
So about the topic again.
WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??
Like the people who dance in public when they aboslutely know they suck.
Ok that one is me and my sister.
We love dancing badly on purpose and getting drunk on soda.
yeah it's true...got a problem dork?
Anyways!!
Oh wait..*brainfeeze!*
K i'm good. where were we?
I believe we were talking about people.
Have you ever went past the girl who had her skirt tucked into her undergarments and was winking at the hottest guy in the whole place?
If you do tell her i said hi. She left something at the bar.
TOTALLY KDDING!!
But seriously. People are weird. In fact i'm pretty sure we are aliens. So bye.