What the frick is wrong with people??

Yeah...um...frick is my word. If you freaks take it I will nail you to the wall.
Haha. Just kidding!
What did you think? That i was serious?
Pssh. I'm never serious.
So about the topic again.
WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??
Like the people who dance in public when they aboslutely know they suck.
Ok that one is me and my sister.
We love dancing badly on purpose and getting drunk on soda.
yeah it's true...got a problem dork?
Anyways!!
Oh wait..*brainfeeze!*
K i'm good. where were we?
I believe we were talking about people.
Have you ever went past the girl who had her skirt tucked into her undergarments and was winking at the hottest guy in the whole place?
If you do tell her i said hi. She left something at the bar.
TOTALLY KDDING!!
But seriously. People are weird. In fact i'm pretty sure we are aliens. So bye.